Does Anything Surprise Me Anymore?

Yes.

Buuuuuuuuut this doesn't.

http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/Story?id=5772215&page=1

Could these jokers have possibly raped the integrity of the positions any more than they have? Could they have betrayed the public trust more completely than they have since 2000?

Probably.

They still have a few more months to try and could get "FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!" if cancer face and the creationist soccer mom take the White House.