JUST HOLD ON NOW... How good of a boob job are we talking about here?

http://www.engadget.com/2007/11/05/boy-hires-hitman-to-kill-parents-after-being-denied-playstation/

http://www.myfoxcolorado.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?contentId=7526256&version=2&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1

Kids these days. The first link goes to a story from late last year that the story on the second link reminded me of.

Story #1: A boy who had been grounded from his Playstation tried to hire an undercover cop to kill his parents. What's truly great about this is that the kid had been threatening to have his parents killed, and his parents are the ones who set him up with the undercover cop. Now the kids facing attempted murder. 2 things

1. How was he dropping these hints around the house? Here's my guess.
Mom: How was school, Lil Billy?
Lil Billy: It was fine.
Mom: What did you learn?
Lil Billy: I learned I'm going to hire a hitman to kill you.
Mom: What?
Lil Billy: Nothing.

2. Where would a cop posing as a hitman go to approach a 16 year kid? How was the initial meeting arranged? This kid must be a total dipshit. Now, I'm not here to tell people what to do and what not to do. If you want to kill your parents, I don't give a shit. Do it, then. Quit talking about it and do it. However, allow me to at least offer this advice. If you've been threatening to hire someone to kill your parents and suddenly, out of the blue, a hitman approaches you at Taco Bell, perhaps, you should look elsewhere, as he is probably a cop sent by your parents to trick your ignorant ignorant ass into committing a felony.

His big plan was to give the hitter his father's truck as payment for the dirty deed.

I only mention this story because a new one today reminded me of it. Let's move on...

Story #2: A Colorado teen engaged two other teenaged rocket scientists to beat his mother to death with a baseball bat. Fine. As I said, that doesn't bother me. Just leave my parents alone. I don't care what you do to yours.

Here's what makes this notable... one is the fact that the two dunces hired to kill Mom did indeed beat her with a bat. She didn't die though. Is there anything worse than a half ass hit? COME ON.

The other notable aspect of this story is the reason behind the attack. The boy, Nikita Lee Weis, wanted his mom dead so he could drain her checking account and sell her car to pay for a new pair of tittays for his 21 year old girlfriend, one Sophia Nicole Alsept.

I think the obvious question here is, how nice were the new boobies going to be? Another obvious one is, how bad are her boobies currently? Obviously it was a situation worth killing over. Incidentally Sophia slightly resembles a girl I went to high school with. That girl already had nice boobs though. Luckily.

One final thought. I think the mom had this coming, if only for naming her son 'Nikita.' Something to bear in mind the next time you are inclined to give your child a stupid name.