Nikki Sixx Thinks He Invented Rock and Roll

http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2008/09/11/nikki-sixx-miley-cyrus-and-the-jonas-brothers-are-not-rock-roll/

Nikki Sixx, a man who has spent the last 20+ years dressing like a drag queen, believes he has the market cornered on what is and what is not rock and roll. He commends two of the most atrocious bands in history, Papa Roach and Buck Cherry, for living up the the Rock Star monker in both sound and behavior.

About that... Motley Crue, Buck Cherry, and Papa Roach all toured together, which I believe would have been an excellent opportunity to kill them all and many of their mongoloid fans by simply blowing up one of the venues they performed at. A shame it didn't work out.

Everytime someone buys one of those band's records, Uncle Sam and Jesus punch each other in the balls to decry to degeneration of Americans, and the world population in general, into pudding slopping idiots. I digress...

Sixx tells Rolling Stone that he was in a Barnes and Noble (some people might think that is weird... I think it's perfect) and he saw Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers being promoted as 'rock and roll,' which probably upset Mr. Sixx so much that his mascara ran down his face. He said that... I'm not sure how to paraphrase it... I'll quote it:

"... What the fuck is this?’ People are believing that shit that is not rock & roll, is not the rock lifestyle, is rock.”

Two things.

1. No one with pubes would mistake Miley Cyrus or the Jonas Brothers for rock and roll.
2. Who in the hell elected this douche bag the keeper of the flame of Chuck Berry and Elvis?

What if one of the Jonas Brothers got hepatitis, another got fat and whored himself out on reality tv, and another nearly killed himself with heroin, would that be rock and roll enough for Nikki Sixx?

It should also be pointed out that Miley Cyrus has proven more than willing to take self portraits in her underwear that somehow, magically, end up on the internet. That's something at least. She's fuckin' 15. How rock and roll were you when you were 15, you Motley Crue dumbshit?

It should be pointed out that I've never heard a Miley Cyrus song or watched her show. I have heard a Jonas Brothers song, but that's only because my station took a break from it's regular rotation of Daughtry and Slaughter to have the song 'S.O.S.' in heavy rotation when I took this job. It's not like I'm a fan.

It's just that Motley Crue needs to die.