There's a Picture of Jamie Lynn Spears' Boob Out There, and if You Want to See it You are a Pervert and a Criminal

http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/22/mommy-pics-of-brits-sis-trigger-criminal-probe/

Quick recap: Jamie Lynn Spears is Britney Spears' sister and she got knocked up at 16 (like any good republican girl) and she had a baby and her baby daddy took pictures of her doing various mommy things such as breast feeding and then he took his camara card to Wal-Mart and someone made extra copies and is trying to sell them which has opened up a can of shit that includes a federal child pornography investigation and the Spears clan contemplating filing suit against Wal-Mart. Whew!

Here's my thought on this... if your baby mama is THE single most famous unmarried teenage mother on the planet, and the child's aunt is only a few months removed from a two year train wreck public meltdown the likes of which has never been seen, and you have a picture of your baby mama's exposed breast, maybe you shouldn't take those pictures down to Darryl at the Wal-Mart to get them developed. Maybe you could have figured out a smarter way to handle that situation.

The idea of this being child pornography is, to me, ironic if not laughable. A decade ago, Aunt Britney was rocketing to international super stardom on the strength of her jail bait body and provactive dancing at the age of 16.

A co-worker and I were discussing Britney just a few minutes ago. I think she's as hot as she ever was. Then again, I have a thing for moms. He thinks she won't ever be hot again unless she gets her 16 year old rock hard body back. He is unreasonable and childish, I believe. He has these ridiculous standards. I tell him, ALL THE TIME, just have a fat girl give you head and your outlook on life will improve 100%. But NOOOOOO.

I'm sorry... what was I talking about?