Cat Owning Spinsters of Minnesota! Prepare For Glory!

GOLDEN VALLEY, Minn. (AP) - The Animal Humane Society in the
Twin Cities is asking the public to adopt a cat.
The organization says it's overrun with stray cats and kittens
that came in over the summer.
Nearly 10,000 cats came in from June through September. So far
this year, the Animal Humane Society has received more than 16,000
cats. That's an increase of 6 percent from the same period a year
ago.
Warmer weather in the spring and fall is increasing the number
of litters produced each year by cats that have not been spayed or
neutered.
Humane Society president and CEO Janelle Dixon says the
organization has more than 350 cats at its five location ready for
adoption right now.

Once in a lifetime, fate and circumstance collude to bring out the very best of a segment of the population. In October of 2008, the trumpet has sounded and lonely old cat women in the Twin Cities have been summoned to answer the call to greatness.

You! Yes, you! In the urine stained sweater. Will you accept additional cats into your home? Will you say 'I refuse to not have even more cats in my home?'

Saddle up and ride, you spinsters! Your time is now.